Fan Fiction: I am Missingno, Part 1

Submitted by Hockey4537@aol.com

Prologue Hello. I am the Pokémon whom most of you call "MISSINGNO." I wasn't supposed to be like I am today. I was supposed to be the greatest Pokémon ever, have the speed of a Pidgeot, the strength of Mewtwo, the HP that of a Chansey. To make it long story short, I was supposed to be the the greatest Pokemon ever. This is the Prologue, which means "the beginning," so I can't explain my story in this. Read Chapter 1 down below.

Chapter 1

About Me

I was supposed to be #001, the number that freak of a Pokémon Bulbasaur has today. I was also supposed to be the only combined type of electric and psychic, so I was supposed to be pretty powerful, as you may have noticed. My picture is at the top of the page of how I looked. As you know, I was psychic and electric, and in the "TCG," or trading card game, psychic is purple and electric is yellow. Let me see...yes! If I can reacall, I am doing my most powerful attack: Psyshock. I would hypnotize the enemy with my pendulum and when the enemy was acting weird, I would shock him and he would faint.

Chapter 2

My humble beginnings

I was the first to be programmed into the demo game. As I waited, I grew restless as that nobody would update the area I was in and I (literally) hopped out of the game, used another one of my attacks (transform) and transformed into a human. I confronted Shigeru Miyamoto and said to him "Hi Shigeru. I am getting restless of sitting in the game, bored to death. I am off the find a college education; call me when you are ready to put me back in." "Yep, uh-uh that's fine,uh, what department were you in again?" he replied, kind of dazed off with the design of what is now Bulbasaur. "And what is your name? You don't have a nametag." " I am Psychu, the first Pokémon you programmed into the game!" And with that I transformed into my normal self. "Oh yes! Psychu! We'll call ya when we're ready to put ya in the game...er, what is the number of the college you're attending?" he replied. I gave him the number and I was off.

Chapter 3

Comin' back from college

Well I was off to college and there I majored in visual arts (you know, like movies, video games, stuff like that). Two years passed and still no call from Shigeru Miyamoto. I was starting to get worried. After my graduation, I packed up my stuff and returned to Nintendo corporation. When I got to the Game Boy department, I quickly scanned the names on the doors. "Let's see, new delopments, Paperboy, Tetris, Duck Tales, Mario...Ah, here it is. Pokémon." I opened the door and men, women and Shigeru Miyamoto were running about, all muttering something about either last checks, release date or the sound effects. I went up to Shigeru Miyamoto and said "Hi Shigeru! Did ya miss me?" He gave me the strangest look and said " Who the heck are you? I' ve never seen you before in my life!" "Oh but you have! I am number 001, PSYCHU!" I replied, showing my true form. "Okay, only Mew and Ditto have transform. Are you Mew...or Ditto...or some stupid idiot that is obsessed with Pokémon? And Bulbasaur is #001." he questioned me. "Neither! Don't you remember me? Psychu? You were gonna call me when it was ready to be devolped!" I said angrily. "The Japanese version has already been devolped... let's see...we may be able to program you in the american version at the last minute." "OKAY! JUST SO I CAN BE IN THE GAME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!" "Okay. Step here..." He pressed buttons randomly while talking to an assoiate "...and bring napkins to the opening, too, Sarah. We'll need them!" All of a sudden I felt dizzy, and my body felt tingly. I blacked out.

Chapter4

The first battle

When I opened my eyes again I was being faced by a kid in the game. " Alright, yes, a MISSING NO!" the kid said. MISSING NO? What's that? I thought. I looked down at myself. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" I was all dots! "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!?!?!?!?!" I screamed. "Go, Pikachu!" The kid yelled. Words began to appear at the bottom of the screen. "Enemy MISSING NO used SKY ATTACK!" I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I thought again. More words appeared at the bottom of the screen. "PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!" A little dot appeared on my stomach and started shocking me. "hhhhheeelllppppp mmmmeeeee!!!!!!" I screamed." Pokéball, go!" I was hit by the ball and pulled inside. "MISSING NO was caught! Pikachu gained 1057 EXP points. (do do do do do)Pikachu grew to level 26! (more do do do dos) Do you wanna give a nickname to MISSING NO?" The kid selected yes. "Let's see..." I cut him short. "How about Psychu?" I said to him."Whoa!! Who said that??" he screamed. "Me." I popped out of the Pokéball and showed myself and told him the story I just told you guys. " So you had the strength of a Mewtwo?? Cool!" He said. "My name's John. What's yours?" He asked. "Well, when went to college my default name was Mark. But It's really Psychu." "You wanna come out of the game and be friends?" "I can't, now that Shigeru Miyamoto screwed me up. How about I be your leading Pokémon?" "Okay. But this website...http://www.angelfire.com/mn/pokemonparadise...told me that you screw up the game." "I'll try my best to not do that." "Okay!"

Chapter 5

Best Friends forever!

John and I were really great friends. I didn't screw up his graphics (well, at least tried not to) until I built up enough power so that one day, he beat the trainer and I started to glow. "What?!? MISSING NO is evolving!" Were the words on the bottom of the screen. "What's happening? I thought you didn't evolve!" John said. "I didn't either!" I cried. I shut my eyes. When I opened them, I was me! I had evolved into me! I was Psychu! "YES! WOO HOO! I can come out!"

TO BE CONTINUED...